The Way of the Lemon

When life gives you lemons, you:

1) Make lemonade.
Duh

2) Disinfect surfaces (yeah!)
Halve a lemon and rub the cut side on surfaces such as knives and chopping boards. Not only disinfectes but also deodourises

3) Clean your electric kettle.
Having a headache as to how to get rid of the scum building around the heating element at the bottom of your electric kettle? Here's how. Drop a few slices into you kettle that is about 3/4 filled with water. Boil as per normal. Wait a few minutes before boiling again. Scum begone!!!

4) Flavour your water
There's a name for this type of water byt I can't for the life of me remember the term. If anyone knows, please put me out of my misery. Drop a few slices of lemon into a jug of water and you will have water with a refreshing zing! Even better, get a nice jug and do the same when you have guests over for dinner. Impress them! Whet their appetites!!